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輕鬆一下....
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him
up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my
brother explained that the sun rises in the east, (and has alw ays done so
since creation), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
stuff". . . . She also votes!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a
call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He
responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." . . He also votes!.
So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she
got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but
"didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving"........Yep,
she also votes!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a
seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk . . . . . My sister
also votes!
My friends and I stopped to purchase a couple cases of Coca Cola for a party
and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we
bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20%
discount . . . . He also votes!
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip
out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and
ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.
My friend also votes! This may explain a lot of things!
My wife and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub shop last week
and she asked the clerk which of two sandwiches was better. The clerk didn't
have an opinion but did say that the first sandwich was more expensive. My
wife got a quizzical look on her face and asked, "If that's the case, why
are they both listed with the same price on the menu?" To thi s, the clerk
responded, "I don't think we add tax to the turkey." The clerk also votes!
This one is a real 'clincher'.......
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the lady attendant there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane
arrived yet?" Yep, she's another one who votes!
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